Swords clank, sounds of struggle.
Director: Cut!
SCENE #2: DIRECTOR SWINGS HIS TV SCREEN TOWARDS HIM
Bell rings.
Director: What's that doing on my set?!
SCENE #3: CLOSE-UP ON ASSISTANT
Assistant: Product placement, sir. Whenever we feature a product in a scene, we get tons of free stuff.
SCENE #4: CLOSE-UP ON DIRECTOR - SWINGS SCREEN BACK
Director: Here we go.
SCENE #5: SHOT OF VILLAIN HOLDING MISTRESS CAPTIVE - HE WAVES HIS SWORD
Swords clank.
Mistress: Ah! My lord!
SCENE #6: HERO JUMPS THROUGH STAINED GLASS "BUD LIGHT" WINDOW
Glass breaks, adventure music plays in background.
SCENE #7: HERO FIGHTS HIS WAY THROUGH BAD GUYS
Swords clanking, sounds of struggle, music continues.
SCENE #8: BUD LIGHT BANNERS FALL IN BACKGROUND
Swords clanking, adventure music continues.
SCENE #9: CLOSE-UP OF HERO HOLDING A BUD LIGHT IN HIS HAND WHILE FIGHTING BAD GUY BEHIND HIS BACK
Swords clank, adventure music still playing...
SCENE #10: VILLAIN SEEN HOLDING MISTRESS – HOLDS UP SWORD
Sound of sword cutting through air.
SCENE #11: HERO TURNS AND SEES VILLAIN
Victorious horns sound.
Hero: Really?
SCENE #12: CLOSE-UP ON VILLAIN AND MISTRESS
Horns continue.
SCENE #13: HERO THROWS THE BUD LIGHT BOTTLE AT THE VILLAIN AND KNOCKS HIM OUT
Bottle hits villains head, sounds of someone hitting the jackpot.
SCENE #14: THE MISTRESS IS FREE -WALKS TOWARD HERO
Mistress sighs.
SCENE #15: HERO KNEELS IN FRONT OF HER
Hero: My lady.
SCENE #16: BUD LIGHT TRUCK ZOOMS BY IN BACKGROUND
Adventure music stops, truck honks and screeches to a stop.
SCENE #17: CUT TO IMAGE OF BUD LIGHT BOTTLES IN ICE
VO: The sure sign of a good time. The just right taste of Bud Light. Here we go.
SCENE #18: "BEHIND THE SCENES" SHOT OF DIRECTOR AND ASSISTANT WITH A MAN IN BUD LIGHT ARMOR - TWO MEN SWORD FIGHT ON STAIRS IN BACKGROUND
Swords clank in background.
Director: Hm, more Bud Light?
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